Spagmegfut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dog.

Spagmegfut created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagmegfut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Spagmegfut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Spagmegfut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Spagmegfut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Spagmegfut.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about optics.