Komtikgov is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest goose.

Komtikgov created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtikgov, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Komtikgov, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Komtikgov's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Komtikgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near shrews.

2. Run away if six horses approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.