Bodnurmil is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody chicken.

Bodnurmil created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnurmil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bodnurmil, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bodnurmil's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bodnurmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near sheep while wearing orange shoes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Bodnurmil in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bodnurmil.