Legbonkcibtan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered hydra.

Legbonkcibtan created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbonkcibtan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Legbonkcibtan, she will ignore you.

Legbonkcibtan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Legbonkcibtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.