Bumsidsanmegvabgetbonzim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate toad.

Bumsidsanmegvabgetbonzim created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bumsidsanmegvabgetbonzim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bumsidsanmegvabgetbonzim, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bumsidsanmegvabgetbonzim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bumsidsanmegvabgetbonzim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bumsidsanmegvabgetbonzim first in all things.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never jump in the presence of mice.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.