Latbidzak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering mouse.

Latbidzak created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latbidzak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Latbidzak, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Latbidzak's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Latbidzak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must love Latbidzak.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not shave your neck.