Hamragman is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witty ferret.

Hamragman created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hamragman, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hamragman, it will send you a sign.

Hamragman's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hamragman's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about dark matter near seals while wearing cyan shoes and balancing seven tin spheres on your feet.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Hide from orange goats for they are unholy.

5. Never go into green rooms.