Cebbogsis is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witless chicken.

Cebbogsis created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebbogsis, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebbogsis, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cebbogsis' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cebbogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Cebbogsis in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cebbogsis on top of all buildings.

5. Never look at asteroids.