Dimdumlid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, proud bear.

Dimdumlid created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimdumlid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dimdumlid, she will turn you into a snail.

Dimdumlid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dimdumlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Always help seals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.