Latzimbemkim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful wolf.

Latzimbemkim created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Latzimbemkim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Latzimbemkim, it will not care.

Latzimbemkim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Latzimbemkim's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Latzimbemkim loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Never skip near shrews.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about nebulae.