Min is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent goblin.

Min created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Min, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Min, she will refuse to believe in you.

Min's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Min's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing cyan stockings and balancing seven silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.