Fubgumlid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful clam.

Fubgumlid created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgumlid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fubgumlid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fubgumlid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fubgumlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.