Inggedlun Flapfutlinsug is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, prudent hedgehog.

Inggedlun Flapfutlinsug created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Inggedlun Flapfutlinsug, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Inggedlun Flapfutlinsug, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Inggedlun Flapfutlinsug's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Inggedlun Flapfutlinsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.