Fasgedveg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent mouse.

Fasgedveg created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasgedveg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fasgedveg, he will think nothing of it.

Fasgedveg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fasgedveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed limes to cats while wearing shoes.

4. Never look at stars.

5. You must love Fasgedveg.