Jadjonbat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, prudent dragon.

Jadjonbat created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadjonbat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadjonbat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jadjonbat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Jadjonbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Jadjonbat in the centre of the settlement.