Ratbugfab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, weak skunk.

Ratbugfab created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbugfab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ratbugfab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ratbugfab's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ratbugfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Ratbugfab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Do not eat parsnips.