Siscitcub Zogvigbim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable dragonfly.

Siscitcub Zogvigbim created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siscitcub Zogvigbim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Siscitcub Zogvigbim, she will send you a sign.

Siscitcub Zogvigbim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Siscitcub Zogvigbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not hop in public.