Sadfotfig Vonpidcid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast raven.

Sadfotfig Vonpidcid created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sadfotfig Vonpidcid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sadfotfig Vonpidcid, it will curse you with boils.

Sadfotfig Vonpidcid's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sadfotfig Vonpidcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near frogs while wearing pink dresses.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.