Citfedcat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing weasel.

Citfedcat created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citfedcat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Citfedcat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Citfedcat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Citfedcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to cats while wearing jumpers.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Citfedcat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.