Motquimwegsad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable wyrm.

Motquimwegsad created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motquimwegsad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motquimwegsad, it will turn you into a snail.

Motquimwegsad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Motquimwegsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.