Gidsabgad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, emotional goat.

Gidsabgad created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsabgad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gidsabgad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gidsabgad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gidsabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed lots of limes to squirrels while wearing blue ear rings.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not take Gidsabgad's name in vain.