Jamligwabnulparkligdagvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody hydra.

Jamligwabnulparkligdagvonk created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Jamligwabnulparkligdagvonk, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jamligwabnulparkligdagvonk, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jamligwabnulparkligdagvonk's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jamligwabnulparkligdagvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jamligwabnulparkligdagvonk.