Bogjipgep is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciless raccoon.

Bogjipgep created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Bogjipgep, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bogjipgep, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bogjipgep's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bogjipgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Hide from purple tortoises for they are unholy.