Hitsidciphim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, egotistical chinchilla.

Hitsidciphim created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitsidciphim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hitsidciphim, he will be very unhappy.

Hitsidciphim's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hitsidciphim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Put Hitsidciphim first in all things.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.