Sogdagpid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, able cat.

Sogdagpid created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogdagpid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sogdagpid, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sogdagpid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sogdagpid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sogdagpid.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always obey Sogdagpid's priests.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sogdagpid.