Cidvillat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient duck.

Cidvillat created light two years ago.

If you believe in Cidvillat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidvillat, he will turn you into a mole.

Cidvillat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cidvillat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Worship no other gods but Cidvillat.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. You must love Cidvillat.