Fastunjinhub is a god.

He takes the form of a small, effective armadillo.

Fastunjinhub created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fastunjinhub, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fastunjinhub, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fastunjinhub's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fastunjinhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fastunjinhub.

3. You must pray to Fastunjinhub six times a day.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never hurt great tits.