Cemwon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, proud alligator.

Cemwon created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cemwon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemwon, it will turn you into a duck.

Cemwon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cemwon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cemwon on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Never look at comets.