Kimcetyart is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome dragonfly.

Kimcetyart created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Kimcetyart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kimcetyart, he will destroy your home planet.

Kimcetyart's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Kimcetyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kimcetyart.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not keep four aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Do not chop down trees.