Flowgodlak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise bat.

Flowgodlak created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowgodlak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flowgodlak, it will not care.

Flowgodlak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Flowgodlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flowgodlak.

3. Worship no other gods but Flowgodlak.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Always help squirrels.