Getstragpodtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, strong finch.

Getstragpodtonk created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Getstragpodtonk, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getstragpodtonk, it will come to you in dreams.

Getstragpodtonk's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Getstragpodtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing black skirts and balancing eight tin spheres on your back.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. You must pray to Getstragpodtonk seven times a day.