Wadnantignurl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witty fly.

Wadnantignurl created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadnantignurl, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wadnantignurl, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wadnantignurl's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wadnantignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadnantignurl.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Do not hurt turtles.