Limabloop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, calm naga.

Limabloop created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limabloop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limabloop, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Limabloop's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Limabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limabloop.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Always stare at clouds.