Bunflyfid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing deer.

Bunflyfid created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunflyfid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bunflyfid, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bunflyfid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bunflyfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about gravity near horses while wearing white hats and balancing seven platinum spheres on your legs.