Hambarnrak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic raven.

Hambarnrak created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hambarnrak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hambarnrak, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hambarnrak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hambarnrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.