Nuttjanraw is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, contented pigeon.

Nuttjanraw created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttjanraw, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttjanraw, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nuttjanraw's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nuttjanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Nuttjanraw in the centre of the settlement.