Ditbengetcar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate jellyfish.

Ditbengetcar created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditbengetcar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ditbengetcar, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ditbengetcar's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ditbengetcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. You must pray to Ditbengetcar five times a day.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Ditbengetcar on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near voles while wearing red dresses and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.