Bitstipwon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omniscient snail.

Bitstipwon created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitstipwon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bitstipwon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bitstipwon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bitstipwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white rings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help birds.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bitstipwon on top of all buildings.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.