Cannelltof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic tapir.

Cannelltof created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cannelltof, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cannelltof, he will cry a lot.

Cannelltof's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cannelltof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cannelltof in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look at comets.