Logwankan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring deer.

Logwankan created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logwankan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Logwankan, it will come to you in dreams.

Logwankan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Logwankan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must love Logwankan.

3. Never sprint in the presence of sheep.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Logwankan eight times a day.