Likbamart Pomfebcet is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-powerful badger.

Likbamart Pomfebcet created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbamart Pomfebcet, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likbamart Pomfebcet, he will turn you into a puffin.

Likbamart Pomfebcet's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Likbamart Pomfebcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never hop near great tits.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Likbamart Pomfebcet on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Likbamart Pomfebcet.

5. Always help swans.