Dimsagwitflaggubpomwip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited wombat.

Dimsagwitflaggubpomwip created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimsagwitflaggubpomwip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimsagwitflaggubpomwip, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dimsagwitflaggubpomwip's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dimsagwitflaggubpomwip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near swans while wearing red kilts.