Bogbigomin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent mongoose.

Bogbigomin created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbigomin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogbigomin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bogbigomin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bogbigomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if eight rats approach from the west.