Yarllarggov is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful badger.

Yarllarggov created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarllarggov, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarllarggov, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yarllarggov's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Yarllarggov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yarllarggov.

4. You must love Yarllarggov.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.