Gudkop is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witless fairy.

Gudkop created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudkop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gudkop, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gudkop's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gudkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never sprint near eagles.