Renzodparkrowdib is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical lizard.

Renzodparkrowdib created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renzodparkrowdib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Renzodparkrowdib, he will turn you into a rock.

Renzodparkrowdib's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Renzodparkrowdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Run away if six porpoises approach from the north.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near snails while wearing pink tights and balancing three aluminium spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.