Hatwegmut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet armadillo.

Hatwegmut created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatwegmut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hatwegmut, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hatwegmut's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hatwegmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about gravity near hamsters while wearing brown skirts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your feet.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.