Nartxencem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, blissful warg.

Nartxencem created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Nartxencem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nartxencem, he will strike you with lightening.

Nartxencem's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nartxencem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silicon sculptures of Nartxencem on top of important buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. You must love Nartxencem.