Japquafsat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying camel.

Japquafsat created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japquafsat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Japquafsat, it will not care at all.

Japquafsat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Japquafsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four birds in a large pit.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Worship no other gods but Japquafsat.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Japquafsat on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Japquafsat.