Hottiptun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, quiet camel.

Hottiptun created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hottiptun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hottiptun, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hottiptun's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hottiptun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the south.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Hottiptun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.