Cubkarxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient sheep.

Cubkarxuc created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubkarxuc, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cubkarxuc, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cubkarxuc's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cubkarxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Never feed lots of beans to moths while wearing blue trousers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about stars.