Pangdit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow crane.

Pangdit created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangdit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangdit, he will cry a lot.

Pangdit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pangdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Pangdit loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never paint your neck blue.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Pangdit on top of important buildings.